Joke of the DAY!

Why British think 80% of Malaysians coming to UK to study law?

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose ofvisit?Visitor: I’m here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lotof lawyers in Malaysia.

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i’ve been here for agood twenty years, and I’d say 80% ofMalaysians I see here say they’re hereto read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That’s reallysomething i never knew. Hard to believein fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You juststand here until the next Malaysiancomes along, and I’ll bet he’s here toread law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chongfrom Malaysia comes to immigrationcounter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr…


So guys and gals out there, what you reckon?


haha.. got this from someone's blog.. hope you'll like it!

Okie.. Done!

Finally!!! I've done my Visa Application!!! yea!!!!

I reached the British High Commission at about 7.. and I still got number 6.. well.. thanks to people who cut the queue!! sigh.. well.. this is Malaysia wert.. can't blame..

anyway, Thank God!! I submitted my application!!

For those who have not submitted, Pls Pls... bring your original bank statement!!!! Yesterday, i got to go back home and take the originals.. and you definitely wouldn't like the feeling of going there the second time.. haha...

Oh ya.. I've got my air ticket dy!! 2 important things have done! now.. just need to do some shopping!! hmm.. guess i really need to pack up things.. never realised i have limited time here untill i checked my calendar yesterday... fuh!

Tata... Bye... Farewell.... "Zai Jian"... Sayonara..

"DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER. SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED!"

Well.. Guess this is the season where everyone is leaving or some of them have already left!!

Just to tell you guys that I have decided to leave for Manchester next month!! to be more accurate is 0035 on 13 Sept... however, got to be in the airport on the 12 of sept...

everything is so so so soon!!! Honestly, I'm not mentally prepared to go yet.. somehow i think is too soon.. anyway, this is life right??!! is always so unpredictable.. thought of going to Aussie but turned out to be Uk.. turning here and there.. finally is still Uk.. Well, guess God will have a better plan for me there!!

To mun yee and boss:Hey guys.. sorry that I spoilt all the dreams that we had.. I really do wanna stay over in Aussie and live with both of you.. but well... seems that this dream wouldn't come true.. so sorry.. but well, we gonna make up for everything in Dec!!! make sure both of you come back!! then we can spend the holiday together!! Go somewhere far... hahaha... love you guys a lot!! muack!


To Han:


Hey!! Know you're in Us now.. hope you're having great fun there!! so sorry that i didn't msg or call you before you leave for US.. anyway, just would like to say a big thank you for all your help in my math.. haha.. finally, i can get an A for math!!! haha.. thanks to YOU!!!! besides that, i would like to thank you for allowing me be a part of your life!! like to listen to your problems esp in relationship.. haha.. well, hope i really did help you a bit!! haha

alright..

now..i would like to wish those who are having their birthday today!!!

Ruey Yng!!!

Caleen Chua!!!!

Sam Foong!!!

Happy Birthday to you all!!!

HuMouR...

Laughter is the Best Medicine!!!

well, got this book from Karena for my birthday..just wanna share some of the funny stories that I've read... hope they can help you to laugh a bit esp for those who are in sadness, confusion, depression etc....

Ah Beng told his wife,"Darling, you've always wanted to move to a more expensive apartmen. Now we don't have to do it but your dream could still be fulfilled-the landlord just raised our rent.
* * *
Ah Beng's wife: Dear, why do you have a hot dog behind your ear?
Ah Beng the Carpenter : Oh, no! I must have eaten my pencil for breakfast this morning!

* * *
Ah Lian : Did you lose a lot of money in Genting?
Ah Beng : I didn't even throw a coin into one of those one-armed bandits. But I lose more money when I ran into a two-armed bandit in the parking lot.

* * *

Singaporean's Approach to Life:

1 wife
2 children
3 bedroom condo
4 wheels
5 figure salary

Malaysian's Approach to Life:

5 children
4 wives
3 figure salary
2 wheels
1 room House

* * *

When a nun got into a taxi, the taxi driver said, "You know, I hope you don't mind but I've always want to be intimate with a nun."

The nun said, "Are you Catholic?"
"Yes, I am."
So the nun jumped into the front seat and gave the taxi driver the most intimate kiss he's ever had.
The taxi driver then turned to the nun and said, "Sorry for taking advantage of you. But to be honest, I'm not Catholic."
The nun replied, "I'm not really a nun either. My name is Vincent and I'm on the way to a costume party."

The moral of the story-Don't mess around with strangers; they may turn out to be "devils".

* * *

WhaT...

What Would Jesus Think?

What Would Jesus Feel?

What Would Jesus Do?

Lord Jesus, I pray that in my everyday life I would think this 3 questions before I react. I pray that You would help me. In Jesus name, AMEN.

MoVieS...

Transformers! I know i'm a bit outdated.. but well, thanks to Daniel! If not..i really have to watch alone..Thanks Daniel!

Anyway, I do agree with most of them.. It was a good movie indeed!! Good values...

NO SACRIFICE, NO VICTORY!

Well said i would say... something like NO PAIN, NO GAIN... very true.. in fact in our lives, we always have to work hard to meet our expections and goals.. no such thing as Durian Runtuh! However, there's only one thing which i would say is free-GOD'S GRACE!



Rise-Blood Hunter... Went to watch with Daddy after transformers.. Not a very good movie.. The plot is kinda flat... not much ups and downs..

But well, i think the interesting is Daddy and I actually sat on the twin-seats... haha.. ppl must be thinking why this "old" guy sitting with me.. haha... anyway, i always enjoy the time with him..

Just wanna say I love you dad!! No matter where i go, my loyalty will be with you!! I really do think you're my Elijah now.. love you!

Connection down...

Finally i can online!! Few days ago.. i have to travel all the way to Starbucks just to get connection!!
But for Mun yee and Tk.. is worth everything!! they did cupcakes with my name on my birthday!! how sweet... well.. it will be sweeter if i can eat it.. haha.. but i kno is quite impossible.. by the time they air mail it.. all will turn *ahem*....

anyway, just would like to thank all of you remembered my big day!! really appreciate all the smses, presents, testimonials, dinner, lunch etc etc.... Most of all your LOVE!!!

Love you guys!! Muack!!

*HaPpY!!*

Happy...

Do you feel happy now??

Yes? That's very good!! Keep your spirit up!

No? Is ok.. go get yourself an ICE-CREAM!! haha... everything will be ok.. Don't worry.. be HAPPY!!

I do think is ok to be sad.. to mourn.. to cry... to be a bit miserable... However, don't stay that way for too long... you have to come out from the miserable feeling.. come out from that sadness.... I believe everything is going to be ok... very soon it will be....

God answers PRAYERS!!

Guess what??!! i found my USB cable.. or should i say my lovely sis found it for me... lol.. anyway, the conclusion is.. God answers prayers.. oh yes.. He does!!

Now i upload all my pics!!

Here... these are some photos from Kuching, JB and KL.....

1. The EYE on MALAYSIA



2. the CATsssss CITY....





3. Orang Utan




4. Singapore


Loads of pics to upload... but.. too lazy..

anyway, that was my trip with aimi and gracie....

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO SUI YUAN!!!



sorry for the delay.. but anyway, i guess we did have fun right??? We had dinner in the new restaurant in The Curve.. -THE APARTMEN.... i told them it wasn't that great.. but mk insisted to have dinner there... see? wasn't that great right?? hahahahaha...


We went Laundry Bar after our dinner to have the LONG ISLAND TOWER!! haha.. so fun to drink... well it says 2.5 litre but i think is less than that after the ice... and it cost us 165 bucks!! but anyway, i think is worth the experience! haha.. none of us was drunk tho.. But all of us had fun!! Baby joined us halfway.. i'm so glad that she came.. straight from Aussie!! we're waiting for our souvenirs!! haha...

LOST!!!!

Oh Gosh!! I lost my camera USB drive!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't upload all my current pics dy!!! Ah........ what am i supposed to do???????

Pls pray that i would be able to find it again... if not... sigh.. i really don't know what to do.. i couldn't recall where i put it since the last time i used it... oh God.. pls... help me to find it!!!!